Tag: poop

  • Public Bathroom Etiquette

    This morning was like pretty much every other morning of my life, I wake up, come to work, get something to eat in the cafeteria, catch up on my news via cnn.com and engadget.com and eventually have to take a shit. I have no fear of public toilets because frankly everybody shits, but I do…

  • Proper Method For Relieving Ones Body of Shit Nuggets

    Over the past couple weeks a certain forum that I frequent has had many threads dedicated to the art of shitting and apparently most of us have been doing it wrong for years (and no it’s not the picture to the left). So normally I go into the bathroom ready to pull the handle on…

  • My Name is Artemis and I Have A Bleached Asshole

    Last night’s episode was just kinda ‘meh’ for me. There were some funny parts, but overall I wasn’t really feeling it. Charlie’s notebook of all the places the waitress goes during they day was funny, in a creepy stalkerish sort of way. Artemis wanting to “blast her nips” and telling everyone she has a bleached…