Deranged Step-Grandmother Craigslist Ad

A friend found this in the “Rants & Raves” section of craigslist, interesting. I didn’t even know a section like this existed.

Today she flushed a chocolate cake down the toilet, piece by piece, saying she did not care for the frosting. When her toilet overflowed, she began throwing the water out of her front door.

She smashed the pumpkin I had on display outside my front door. When I confronted her about this, she laughed and said, “And so what if I did?” She then bit into one of the gourds I also had on display.