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There are plenty of reasons to hate Hollywood these days: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and whoever green-lit “Battleship”. Actually, let me rephrase that, whoever green-lit a shitty knock off of Transformers and slapped the Battleship name on it. If you were going to make a movie based off a board game where ships shot at each other blindly the whole time it would probably be pretty dumb, but honestly it would probably look better than this steaming pile… And putting Rihanna in this movie is just a waste, we all know she’s going to live at the end because there’s no way anyone, not even an alien, would want to hit her in the face… they’ll never live it down. This is just another way for Hollywood to cash in on big special effects and no story, I hope it flops so maybe they’ll realize this was a bad idea.

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